During finals!

After finals!

Ew.

Facebook statuses about planning weddings.
I think I'm going to go throw up.

Reasons I Can't Have A Boyfriend:

I am a make out slut sometimes.
I like my space, I don't want to feel like I have to talk to someone constantly. However, I want to feel like I can if I want to. So then there's that confusion.
I love girl time, and I don't want to feel bad having it.
I crush on too many boys. Let's be real here, I've been that way since middle school.
After my engagement/breakup no relationship has been successful because I freak out a little bit.
I don't like being someones property.
I only like PDA when I'm drunk which confuses a lot of boys.
People who aren't even dating me fall in love with me. And the "L" word scares me.
I am always the man in the relationship.
I don't want to feel like I am supposed to put out on a daily (or hourly) basis.
Honestly, I know I am a tease and sometimes I think it's fun.
I do not trust my feelings about anything anymore.
I don't want some boyfriend judging me, and I don't want to be judging a boyfriend.
I like to drink a lot.
I still talk to my one or two of my ex boyfriends and care about one very much. Which could potentially annoy someone.
I like to be crazy.
I don't really like sharing a bed, at least with someone who's all clingy city at night. But if you don't trap me, then I'm good.
When I think about a relationship for too long I start to panic.
I like getting free drinks.
I am very confusing to people.
I don't always have to be touching/sitting next to a boyfriend, and everyone I've ever been with hasn't gotten it. Sometimes I just like sitting on the floor!
I like a lot of music and hate it when people don't like the same music as I do. Especially someone who could potentially be a boyfriend.
What I spend my money on doesn't concern you.
My dad and brother are really the top men in my life. 
PLEASE hang out with your man friends, I cannot stand to be around you every single night. (Aka I don't like the pressure of being the highest priority).

On the contrary, sometimes I want one because:
I like it when people cook for me.
I like cooking for someone. 
I like having someone to do things with.
Sometimes I like to cuddle.
I really enjoy going on dates.
I wish I had someone to take me to movies.
I like the crushing stage the most, why does it go away?
I also like having somewhere else to go/escape to.
Sometimes I actually do like sharing a bed. 
Someone needs to keep me from falling into lamp posts.



Well that's about it. Now I'm going to work on my paper or procrastinate some more.

Bright Eyes Songs.

I love getting buzzed with Dustin and having nonsensical conversations about everything and nothing and all things random, and I hope that that never goes away. Even if we go years without seeing each other- I hope he never permanently leaves my life.

Shit, after a few beers I really don't know how to publish things to blogspot. Brb.

How Diets Work

"Somebody That I Used To Know."

I think I like this song so much because of where I am. And the fact that right now, you are just somebody that I used to know. That I do want to treat you like a stranger. That I gave you chances to open up to me, and you failed. You had chances.
Sure, I did something I shouldn't have. Story of my life. Story of everyone's lives. You said you forgave me. Apparently not. What you did in return has the potential to change my life forever. So, fuck you.
I'm not even sorry anymore. I'm sorry I told you. And I'm sorry I ever felt bad.

Society,

you're a crazy breed. I hope you're not lonely without me.


P.S. Remember when we both were reading Into The Wild at the same time, and it kind of became a race? You won.
I want to read it again.

4/20!!!

Dustin is going to hate me.
Also I am listening to Kid Cudi. Yeahhh. I meant to put that in the screenshot, so I could look cool.