Reasons I Can't Have A Boyfriend:

I am a make out slut sometimes.
I like my space, I don't want to feel like I have to talk to someone constantly. However, I want to feel like I can if I want to. So then there's that confusion.
I love girl time, and I don't want to feel bad having it.
I crush on too many boys. Let's be real here, I've been that way since middle school.
After my engagement/breakup no relationship has been successful because I freak out a little bit.
I don't like being someones property.
I only like PDA when I'm drunk which confuses a lot of boys.
People who aren't even dating me fall in love with me. And the "L" word scares me.
I am always the man in the relationship.
I don't want to feel like I am supposed to put out on a daily (or hourly) basis.
Honestly, I know I am a tease and sometimes I think it's fun.
I do not trust my feelings about anything anymore.
I don't want some boyfriend judging me, and I don't want to be judging a boyfriend.
I like to drink a lot.
I still talk to my one or two of my ex boyfriends and care about one very much. Which could potentially annoy someone.
I like to be crazy.
I don't really like sharing a bed, at least with someone who's all clingy city at night. But if you don't trap me, then I'm good.
When I think about a relationship for too long I start to panic.
I like getting free drinks.
I am very confusing to people.
I don't always have to be touching/sitting next to a boyfriend, and everyone I've ever been with hasn't gotten it. Sometimes I just like sitting on the floor!
I like a lot of music and hate it when people don't like the same music as I do. Especially someone who could potentially be a boyfriend.
What I spend my money on doesn't concern you.
My dad and brother are really the top men in my life. 
PLEASE hang out with your man friends, I cannot stand to be around you every single night. (Aka I don't like the pressure of being the highest priority).

On the contrary, sometimes I want one because:
I like it when people cook for me.
I like cooking for someone. 
I like having someone to do things with.
Sometimes I like to cuddle.
I really enjoy going on dates.
I wish I had someone to take me to movies.
I like the crushing stage the most, why does it go away?
I also like having somewhere else to go/escape to.
Sometimes I actually do like sharing a bed. 
Someone needs to keep me from falling into lamp posts.



Well that's about it. Now I'm going to work on my paper or procrastinate some more.