Breakfast.

Why are you reading this?
I can be incredibly selfish, but so can you.
I complain and whine; but we all do.
And I wish I were as elegant as Audrey Hepburn.
Breakfast At Tiffany's always puts me in a splendid mood; even if I am stranded in my bed, immobile.

Someday I will have a Holly Golightlyesque party in an upscale apartment. We'll see if you're lucky enough to still be my companion at this time.