I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

Okay seriously if this is TMI for you then maybe you should stop reading my blog.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Fuck.

I mean it's in my dreams, and everything.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Literally, or not.

Like why can't I just find a friend, who I can hook up with, who doesn't need a bag over their head, who I don't have to be drunk to fool around with, and who doesn't like, wanna date me. But who can also be my friend without it being weird that we, hook up.

Sooner or later I'm going to have to go to the special store and buy myself a friends with benefits.

I should probably not post this.