Could someone from Newton please answer this question:

Did Kevin Cook seriously get married? Or is this a joke?

I mean, how can the kid that stalked me in high school and called me stoned all the time talking about how the back of cd's are, "like the world, man, like the colors are like the earth in the middle, like we are in the world, and like the world is on fire, man," get married????

How many OWIs did the kid get? Can he even drive?

I'm sorry, but really; it says he's married on Facebook, so I'm like is this real life?