I am cooler than ice cream.

One.
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Matthew Riney.

2. Do you still talk to your first love?
No.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Beer, I think? If not, then wine.

4. What was your FIRST job?
Babysitting. If that doesn't count, then Hy-Vee.

5. What was your FIRST car?
The piece of shit I have now.

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
I don't know.

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Someone you don't know.

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Uhhh, what was her name?

9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
CALIFORNIA.

10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk to them?
Sarah Madison. Always, forever. <33333.

11. Where was your FIRST sleepover?
Sarah's I believe.
Other than her, Erika's.

12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Sarah.

13. Whose wedding did you go to for the FIRST time?
My aunt's? I was a wee little one.

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Looked at the time.

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Pat Metheny with Dave.
Or Nsync with Sarah.

16. FIRST tattoo?
"Midwest girls are where it's at."

17. FIRST piercing?
Ears.

18. FIRST foreign country you've been to?
Oh, cool question.

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing in the theater?
How the fuck am I supposed to remember that?

20. FIRST Detention you had?
I NEVER had one. I am an angel.

21. What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Iowa.

22. If you had one wish. What would it be?
That my future husband would come get me. Haha.

23. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
Lots of things.

24. Who do you think will be the next person to post this?
No one.

25. What is the craziest thing you'd like to do?
Leave.

Two.
1. What's on your mind?
I want beer.

2. Can you execute an acceptable cartwheel?
I will think it is marvelous if I am drunk.

3. Have you kissed anyone this year?
Yes.

4. Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
A little bit sad.

5. Have you ever streaked?
No. I am not my eighth grade boyfriend.

6. Are you an understanding person?
Ask someone else.

7. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
I do not knowwww.

8. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
I think.

9. What did you last get upset about?
MY BROKEN PHONE.
And the lady who told me I can't get big glasses. Fuck her.

10. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
No.

11. Do you have a crush?
I'll crush your face.

12. Does it make you happy to get love letters in the mail?
Hahaha. I have never gotten one!!

13. Who was the last person to text you?
Hope.

14. What are you looking forward to this summer?
Things.

15. Who was the last person you ate with?
Me, myself, and I ate peanut butter and bread.

17. Do raisins belong in cookies?
If the recipe says so!

18. Whats your screen name?
idontwanttotalktoyou.

19. Walking into a party, what's the first thing you notice?
Where's the beer?!

21. You've just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea, which do you take?
I will sell it on Ebay, thanks.

22. Kiss on the first date?
Um, before the first date, please.

23. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Shut it.

26. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Me!

28. Who was the last baby you held?
Mine.
Nah, kidding. I don't know.

29. Would you ever donate blood?
You don't want my bad blood.

31. Have you ever felt replaced?
Boooo hooooo.

32. Are there deer heads covering any walls in your house?
No.

33. Do you believe in karma?
Only when Justin Timberlake is singing about it.

34. Have you ever been asked out?
Not by anyone worth talking about.
Ohhh.

36. Are you good at telling jokes?
Well, I think I'm HILARIOUS.

37. Have you ever driven without a license?
No.

40. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
Have you seen my feet?!

41. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Sarah is my best friend.
Boys are stupid.

42. Do you wear your seat belt?
I don't want to die, yet. Thanks.

43. When ordering sushi, what do you get?
I've never had sushi!

44. How many of your friends have seen you naked?
I've seen Kyler naked.
Everyone has seen Kyler naked.

45. Do you write in cursive or in print?
Print!

47. Who was the last person you sat next to?
Z to the ach.

48. What were you doing at 10 am?
Productive stuff.

49. Are you different now than you were six months ago?
No. I'm still a sassy, sarcastic, drunk, bitch.

50. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Beer.